Another good idea from Mel

Dear Boss,
I will not be in work tomorrow as I have developed Post Crop Stress Disorder. This is caused by starting to make an album and then being sent home to finish it at a later date.
Dr Mel has referred me to see a consultant specialising in these matters and Dr McSherrif has prescribed rest and hourly sessions of creative therapy to ease the anxiety caused by needing to finish my album.
I might be back on Thursday.
Yours sincerely
Deb