For if I was a wiser woman these things would not have happened in the last few days:
I would not have worn my lovely new Zara suede wedge heeled pointy toed ankle boots to work on the day we had a fire drill and had to trek over to the furthest point of the school field.
I would not have tripped over whilst walking the dog, resulting in two grazed wrists, a cut and bruised knee and wounded pride.
I would not have tried to open the lid of a casserole dish while not wearing oven gloves when said casserole dish had just come out of the oven.
I would not have breathed in just before biting into a birthday chocolate that was covered in icing sugar thus choking on sugar dust.
And I would not have asked for help blowing out my birthday candles
Yup, I may be a year older but certainly not wiser!
Happy belated birthday!
ReplyDeleteBeing wise is probably pretty boring. Only yesterday I tried to post my car keys instead of a letter. At least I got a laugh out of it :)
Sorry about your mishaps and I wouldn't know you if you turned into sensible Deb!
ReplyDeleteHaha - sounds like a rough week!
ReplyDeleteI love this photo of you and your birthday cake, Deb, and it's really cool to me to be able to visualize exactly where you are standing in your house. :o)
PS: Be careful!
Love the photo! Happy belated birthday and I do hope you and your pride are feeling better after your fall.
ReplyDeleteGreat photo! I also forgot to use gloves on a dish that had just come out of the oven. The tips of my fingers are still sore 3 days later.
ReplyDeleteWishing you a very happy birthday! And your witty post made me smile - I am sure you are not alone in some of these. Hoping all injuries are now mended :).
ReplyDeleteBelated Birthday wishes!....hope you've had your share of mishaps for a while!
ReplyDeleteAlison xx
Your post had me smiling and I can empathise. Wishing you a very belated birthday Deb x
ReplyDeleteHappy belated birthday. Shame on that chocolate!!
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