Sunday 18 July 2010

I'm not short - I've got Tinkerbell Syndrome

I knew it! There had to be a benefit to being 'vertically challenged'. I always knew I had something in common with Kylie Mynogue and Cheryl Cole and now it's out in public for all to see. We're all short.
Apparently, men like a woman who looks up to them (literally) but whilst we like this attention it can result in shorter ladies rebelling and becoming more ambitious and flamboyant. Lady Gaga is a better example of that part! Tinkerbell could sometimes be 'all good' and sometimes 'all bad' and us shorter ladies enjoy being sweet and submissive little girls one minute and bossy grown up women the next. I have to admit that I have taken advantage of my size occasionally. What? Change that wheel on my car myself? - I couldn't possibly. You're such a big strong man, could you help me please? Eyelash flutter ....
Ruby Wax, Dawn French, Judi Dench - all 5' 2" or under and yet larger than life characters.
I love Judi Dench's comment ' I've been called square, dumpy, round, puckish-looking. In my mind's eye I'm 6' tall and slender as a willow, and I'll go through life like that.' I can relate to that!
Well, I'm at the end of this post, and I'm such a weak helpless female - I wonder if there's some muscular hunk that could help me press that 'Publish Post' button. Oh, Dr McDreamy, thank you so much, I couldn't have done it on my own.


Deb @ PaperTurtle said...

You are so clever, Deb. What a lovely {short} post. ;o)

Maria Ontiveros said...

Okay, so now I'm going to start thinking of you as "Tink!"

Amy said...

Works the opposite - no eyelash fluttering works when you are 5'10''

humel said...

lol! I'm in between - but just enough shorter than The Doctor (unless wearing my highest heels) :-)

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