For if I was a wiser woman these things would not have happened in the last few days:
I would not have worn my lovely new Zara suede wedge heeled pointy toed ankle boots to work on the day we had a fire drill and had to trek over to the furthest point of the school field.
I would not have tripped over whilst walking the dog, resulting in two grazed wrists, a cut and bruised knee and wounded pride.
I would not have tried to open the lid of a casserole dish while not wearing oven gloves when said casserole dish had just come out of the oven.
I would not have breathed in just before biting into a birthday chocolate that was covered in icing sugar thus choking on sugar dust.
And I would not have asked for help blowing out my birthday candles
Yup, I may be a year older but certainly not wiser!
9 comments:
Happy belated birthday!
Being wise is probably pretty boring. Only yesterday I tried to post my car keys instead of a letter. At least I got a laugh out of it :)
Sorry about your mishaps and I wouldn't know you if you turned into sensible Deb!
Haha - sounds like a rough week!
I love this photo of you and your birthday cake, Deb, and it's really cool to me to be able to visualize exactly where you are standing in your house. :o)
PS: Be careful!
Love the photo! Happy belated birthday and I do hope you and your pride are feeling better after your fall.
Great photo! I also forgot to use gloves on a dish that had just come out of the oven. The tips of my fingers are still sore 3 days later.
Wishing you a very happy birthday! And your witty post made me smile - I am sure you are not alone in some of these. Hoping all injuries are now mended :).
Belated Birthday wishes!....hope you've had your share of mishaps for a while!
Alison xx
Your post had me smiling and I can empathise. Wishing you a very belated birthday Deb x
Happy belated birthday. Shame on that chocolate!!
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