Monday 21 December 2009

A fun recipe

Mel over at tagged me in a recipe challenge and I will give it some serious thought and do it properly, but in the meantime here is a recipe which will hopefully make you smile!


* 2 cups flour
* 1 stick butter
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* Lemon juice
* 4 large eggs

* Nuts
* 2 bottle wine
* 2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's
best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or
something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the
window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.
Go to Tesco and buy cake.

Bingle Jells!


Deb @ PaperTurtle said...

lol. I've seen this "recipe" before with whisky instead of wine. I think I'd prefer the wine one. ;o)

Fun post!

Maria Ontiveros said...

Thanks for the laugh! Never seen this before, and it's perfect blog fodder for the holidays!

Sian said...

Fabulous! Really gave me a laugh this afternoon

Jane said...

LOVE it :) THink I might try this out this afternoon :)

Merry Christmas!!

humel said...

This really did make me laugh out loud - which I needed, feeling a bit rough with this yucksome cold - thank you :-)

Amy said...

There's no other way to cook is there?
I'll be cooking a bit like this tomorrow night when our dear friends come over .... they're very distracting ;-)

Rachel Brett said...

BRILLIANT!!!!! This really did make me laugh